The Absurdist unleashed

We have gone too far .
Yes, yes, I know . You are busy trying to keep treading water in this unstable economy .You have shipping costs on the rise with the price of fuel .You have teachers teaching that ,Christian values are wrong .
There are illegal aliens in your salad , and you are afraid to drive with Kennedies on the road .Internet predators are in elected office , and if thats not enough ,your cities professional sports teams has moved to china where labour is cheaper.
Still I must ask for a moratorium on self pity for a moment .
Consider....
The rapper Eminem is stealing land from hundreds of Americans .
Some bonehead passed a law allowing Eminem to legally confiscate personal property to allow increased taxable profit .This is Wrong !
We cannot allow this to stand !
We must unite against the forces of oppression .
Our only recourse is to boycott all hip-hop based merchandising.
If we all band together We can stop this "Eminem Domain " from polluting our great nation with disregard for our fellow man .
Lets send the message to our disenfranchised brothers , and sisters that we will not let this injustice go unanswered.